LOG ON: Makin' a wood stove hotter!
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood!
MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove!
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the firewood off the truck!
MEGAHERTZ: When your not careful gettin' the firewood!
FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha get from tryin' to carry too much firewood!
RAM: That thing that splits the firewood!
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time!
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time!
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside!
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season!
BYTE: What them dang flys do!
CHIP: Munchies for watchin' the TV!
MICROCHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag!
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields!
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife!
LAPTOP: Where the kitty sleeps!
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys!
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives!
MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn!
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof!
PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine!
ENTER: Northerner talk for, "C'mon in y'all!"
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid for the rifle when the wife asks!
MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk for the rat hole!