Many different approaches are being tried - We are still pissing in the wind.

We are preparing a fresh approach to the problem - We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

Major Technical Breakthrough - It works, but looks very hi-tech.

Preliminary Operational Tests were Inconclusive - It blew up when we threw the switch.

Results were very gratifying - We are surprised that the stupid thing works.

The whole concept will have to be abandoned - The only person who understood it quit.

It's in process - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

We'll look into it - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

Please Note and Initial - Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.

Give us the benefit of your thinking - We'll look at your idea as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

Give us your interpretation - I can't wait to hear this crap!

All New - Code not interchangeable with the previous design.

Close Project Coordination - We know who to blame.

See Me / Let's Discuss - Come into my office, I'm lonely.

Years of Development - It finally worked!

Low Maintenance - Impossible to fix if broken.